Frankly, the fact that I haven't won a medal for not killing someone disappoints me.

one paper down, one to go

and with that small victory, i bid y’all goodnight

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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rockymthorrorshow:

every time i listen to that breakdown of the southern accent i reblogged a couple months ago, i get this duMB plot flash about hazel getting homesick for new orleans and shuffling up to percy and trying to nonchalantly get him to bring out that full new yorker accent bc new york and new orleans sound very similar and she just wants s o m e t h i n g that feels like home right now 

and sometimes percy catches on and sometimes he doesn’t but he’s very easy to push into the accent tbh so it doesn’t matter if he realizes what she’s doing or not

but percy and hazel as bros forever pls

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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amerahames:

the fragility

amerahames:

the fragility

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ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

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lokiloo:

ifc:

digg:

THIS TINY HAMSTER IS GOING PLACES

This is why the internet exists.

i’m so happy

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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘10-‘11

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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