Frankly, the fact that I haven't won a medal for not killing someone disappoints me.

archiemcphee:

Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.

But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:

‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’

‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’

Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.

[via Geekosystem and Dailymail.co.uk]

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winndycakes:

duskenpath:

witchsmoke:

flightoffuturedayss:

duskenpath:

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

sudden need for a story about a witch who’s a trucker

Yes. Travel altar on the dash. Sigils hung around the cab. Picking up phantom hitchikers on purpose and offering rides in exchange for stories. Warding against gremlins.

HELL yes

I’d read the shit out of that.

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heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

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pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

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grinningmoonlight:

dude i cant believe you bought a ford explorer for 1 dollar

grinningmoonlight:

dude i cant believe you bought a ford explorer for 1 dollar

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karlbourbon:

okay but real talk how many times do you think jim has gone up to someone and said "james t. kirk, the t stands for trouble"

before bones pulls him back by collar of his shirt "no it doesn’t, tiberius, let’s go"

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just-cuz-rivaldi:


I guess you could add this to the list of things that have probably been done a billion times before, but I couldn’t help it. Because Hazel kissing frog!Frank is the most adorable thing and you know it. Plus, I had gone to Disney World the day I drew this so it was inevitable.

just-cuz-rivaldi:

I guess you could add this to the list of things that have probably been done a billion times before, but I couldn’t help it. Because Hazel kissing frog!Frank is the most adorable thing and you know it. Plus, I had gone to Disney World the day I drew this so it was inevitable.

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malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
image

What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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"We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way/ It’s miserable and magical oh, yeah/ Tonight’s the night when we forget about the heartbreak." Taylor Swift Art Challenge - 22

"We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way/ It’s miserable and magical oh, yeah/ Tonight’s the night when we forget about the heartbreak." Taylor Swift Art Challenge - 22

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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Necromancy is a form of recycling.

Evil Supply Co.

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