Frankly, the fact that I haven't won a medal for not killing someone disappoints me.

noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

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almost-tumbir-famous:

fifty-shadesofgay:

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

OH THANK GOD

i was scared for a second

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koalasenpai:

the fucking flash is for real

koalasenpai:

the fucking flash is for real

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ninjaeyecandy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

THE DOG PUSHED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM THEN TOOK HIS FOOD WHEN HE FELL

RACCOONS.

Ok so I know they are kind of vermin and they will rip into your trash cans and tear apart your stuff and give you rabies but—

They are so cute.

(via kingburu)

(Source: badtexter, via thekitchenelf)

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

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majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: collegehumor, via thekitchenelf)

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

image

WOW

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tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

(Source: brerrabblt, via whenthebluebellsareout)

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via kingburu)

asylum-art:

Stunning Electric-Blue Flames Erupt From Volcanoes - Olivier Grunewald.

Sulfur Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java.Kawah Ijen is one of several volcanoes situated in a 20 km radius in East Java, Indonesia. The caldera of Kawah Ijen harbors a kilometer-wide, turquoise colored, acidic crater lake that leaks sulphurous gases. At night the hot gases burn to emit an eerie blue glow that is unique to Kawah Ijen. The gases emerge from the cracks in the volcano at high pressure and temperature, up to 600°C, and when they come in contact with the air, they ignite, sending flames up to 16 feet high. Some of the gases condense into liquid sulfur, and continues to burn as it flows down the slopes giving the feeling of blue lava flowing.

(via thekitchenelf)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via whenthebluebellsareout)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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