Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier
my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife
once again i am begging you all watch galavant on netflix
best Mercutio ever
The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
absolute decadence
Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets
TEACH YOUR FUCKING SONS!!!
TEACH YOUR FUCKING SONS!!!!
TEACH YOUR FUUUUCKINNNGGG SOOONNSS!!!!!!!!!!
I’m really glad they are having a bit of a laugh with this but to the men who asks these questions…
me, sitting in the living room at 2am knitting while anxiety tries to swallow me whole: everything is fine! nothing is wrong! life is amazing! nothing in the world is going wrong at all! it’s all tickety boo!
ALTI have never related to something more in my LIFE
Ok but like real talk, I want that house.
Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games?
Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE
There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.
The internet is truly beautiful at times.
I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’
Fun Crafts With Dirt!!!
First, make a small hill:
Make sure it's high enough to see all of your neighbors!
Now dig a circular ditch around an area in front of your hill:
Don't forget to use that extra dirt from the ditch to make an embankment:
If you're feeling especially funky and creative you can sharpen some logs and put them on top of that embankment for a palisade:
CONGRATULATIONS! You have now made your own Motte (not the apple sauce brand, that's Mott) and Bailey castle!
Proceed to exercise your feudal authority over your neighbors at your leisure.
