i love puns because they’re the B movies of jokes. the worse they get the better they get
Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier
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my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife
once again i am begging you all watch galavant on netflix
The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
absolute decadence
Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets
ALTI have never related to something more in my LIFE
Ok but like real talk, I want that house.
Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games?
Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE
There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.
The internet is truly beautiful at times.
I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’
Fun Crafts With Dirt!!!
First, make a small hill:
Make sure it's high enough to see all of your neighbors!
Now dig a circular ditch around an area in front of your hill:
Don't forget to use that extra dirt from the ditch to make an embankment:
If you're feeling especially funky and creative you can sharpen some logs and put them on top of that embankment for a palisade:
CONGRATULATIONS! You have now made your own Motte (not the apple sauce brand, that's Mott) and Bailey castle!
Proceed to exercise your feudal authority over your neighbors at your leisure.